I am an ud-ad man.
Living in ud-ad Thailand.
I wonder why it is so.
Maybe because the general tells me to go.
I am an ud-ad man.
He says I don't own this land.
It's alright if I agree with him.
Otherwise my future looks dim.
I am an ud-ad man.
He wishes to kick me out of this land.
Simply because I think otherwise.
And he says that isn't right.
I am an ud-ad man.
Born and grown up in ud-ad Thailand.
It's the land of the free
so long as you don't talk, hear and see.
This is the ud-ad land.
Bear with it if you can.
Here love is compulsory.
And hatred is given freely.
Long live ud-ad-ness!
Think otherwise and you might be dead.
Ud-ad is uniquely Thai.
Freedom is a foreign vice.
(อ่านรายงานข่าง "บิ๊กตู่" ยัน "ตอบโจทย์" ออนแอร์ได้ แต่คิดว่ายังไม่เหมาะ ลั่น ใครอึดอัดก็ไปอยู่ที่อื่น )